I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
ok first of all what the fuck
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