Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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