May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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