I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
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He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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