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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
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Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
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We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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