it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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