My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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