it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
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I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
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I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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