I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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