What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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