Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Randomize
