is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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