I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Is it because I queefed?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
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Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
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Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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