So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Come see our sink grown plant.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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