I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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