very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I think my nap took me to another dimension
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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