By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
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the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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