STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
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I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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