did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
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TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
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beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
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I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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