Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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