How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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