Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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