Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
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Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
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That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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