I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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