Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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