rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
It's not a walk of shame if you run
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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