So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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