I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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