Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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