ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I think I won the penis lottery.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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