Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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