Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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