How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
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He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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