This dress was meant to end up on your floor
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
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Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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