Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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