Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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