its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
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The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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