Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
i think i have herpe
just one?
I haven't been this sober since birth.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
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For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
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