i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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