if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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