Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
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I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
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he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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