Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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