I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
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In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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