she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
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Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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