dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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