guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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