Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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