Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
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