Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
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She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
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look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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