Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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