Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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