it wasn't lemon gatorade
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Found the puke drawer
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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