yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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