To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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