yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
He kissed a someone with a penis
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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