Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
i think im in europe. pls send help
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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